Speaking of billionaires...

Warren "Elephant-walk" Buffett plans to donate $37.4 billion, all in Berkshire Hathaway stock, to charity.

On a related note, during a recent meal at Burritoville, I emptied my free cup of water and filled it with Sprite as the cashier spoke to his friend. To my embarrassment, he caught me in the act and yelled at me until I sputtered out an apology.

Buffett told me to "stop acting like a pussy," then grabbed the cashier by the hairnet and deep fried his face, muttering something about UNESCO being "B-league."