Moments from the weekend trip to San Diego, in media res

Saturday, 12:52 am - Feeling confident after several victorious games of Beirut ("we didn't even play this at my school"), wondering if talk of Joyce will impress the pale girl with streaks in her hair; learn she wants to be a guidance counselor for nearby community college, nod, feign compassion; eye nearby donuts.

Saturday 9:14 am - Wake up alone, middle school stiffie; wipe donut residue from face.