Stop it MOM!

I was just chillin', puttin' out my vibe, about to krush this fine little ho' named Lydia or some shit, when my MOMS rolls up, and is like, "PHILBERT, your tie is crooked!" So I'm like, "NAH, shut up, HO! Yo face is krooked, SHIT WOMAN!" And then she SLAPS me, and I's is like, "WHAT THE FUCKS, MOM! You can't be doing that in front of Yanti and Tyreesha, now my GAME'S all FUCKED up, DAMN!" The thing be, she don't even give a SHIT. A playa can't even GET NONE no more, DAMN. YO! Where the crab cakes at?